More from Patsy
Since the last time we heard from Patsy, amongst other things, she’s upgraded to a Yamaha Tracer 900, and ridden the Pakse Loop on a 90cc step-through!

We caught up with this relentless adventurer in order to dig a little deeper:

Well at the ripe old age of 67 I have ridden:
A 50cc moped for my 16th birthday.
A Lambretta 175 for my 17th birthday.
A Suzuki Volusia 800 for my 50th birthday.
I’m now on a Yamaha tracer 900.
In between those?? A Tdm, KTM 1190, BMW RT, Pan European, BMW GS, Chinese 125 scooter and a who knows what 90CC something or other with 3 gears, all up, which is confusing!

Let me pad this out a bit.
In the late 60’s all the teenage boys had bikes and their girlfriends were pillions. Yup, I did that, but realized it was going to be more fun being in the ‘driving seat’.
So my 16th birthday bike was a point and push, kickstart, mostly, but not always, moped. I couldn’t wait to move onto a ‘big bike’. Oh! I loved that Lambretta; we had 3 glorious years together. I passed my bike test on it, which in those days gave me the licence to ride anything on 2 wheels.

Fast forward over 30 years and the burning desire to get back on a bike had never left me, it just hadn’t been all that possible with 3 kids and a business. And then I watched a close friend, exactly the same age as me, die of breast cancer. It was a huge wake up call to stop putting off doing the things I’d planned for ‘sometime in the future’. I was investigating a small bike for my son when I fell in love. The shiniest prettiest thing I had ever seen. The Suzuki Volusia 800. It took 2 years for the timing to be right to get it and a scary 1 day returner’s course to show me how to use the pedal gear change. When I look back now I’m horrified that I was let loose on the road with a beast like that having not ridden for over 35 years.

It didn’t take too long to realise the limitations of a long wheelbase, sparks flying off the footpegs going round a bend, cruiser. Someone suggested the Yamaha TDM which couldn’t have been more different, but I loved it. I realised some training would be good, did IAM, and subsequently became an observer. I also rode for Blood Bikes for over four years riding the RT and Pan European.

I did two guided tours before Magellan. To be honest at the time of the first one Felix was probably still at Uni. Whilst I enjoyed them I didn’t like riding in a pack every day and being led. I did a couple of overseas trips with IAM too but again, found them a bit restricting. I wasn’t brave enough to go it alone though.

Fast forward again to 2014/15 and I found myself living in West Wales and newly single for the first time in over 30 years. Mmm. Well, the best thing for a broken heart would be a motorbike trip on my fabulous KTM 1190, known as Ginge. No idea how Magellan became the company I went to Spain with but it was such an important experience for me. Felix was our guide and I just loved it. The roads, the company and most of the hotels. I gave Felix some ‘interesting feedback’ on the ones I thought weren’t up to scratch. I had the bug. I loved the relaxed, but efficient way the tour was organized.

Next up then? Morocco.
The weekend before the trip my anxiety levels were through the roof. If the tour had been cancelled I would have breathed a huge sigh of relief. It wasn’t. By the time I met my first buddy of the trip in the services on the M5 I was well and truly enjoying myself on Ginge. Gerry Langford and I have subsequently become best mates. He visits and rides with me regularly. One of the glorious side effects of Magellan trips, those special friendships we make.
The guides on this epic trip were Felix and the legend that is Billy Byefield, ably assisted by his lovely wife Storm.

I often say to people, ‘I’ve lived a big life.’ Travelled the world with my business, stayed in 5* hotels and had some tremendous experiences.

“That Magellan Morocco trip is up there in my top two life experiences. (Swimming with a whale shark in Australia is the other.)”

The combination of the group, the guides, the roads, the scenery and the sheer madness of riding over there are unbeatable. I had one of my best days rides ever through the Atlas mountains. A mix of glorious fast tarmac then suddenly a new road being blasted with dust, boulders, being forced into rough ground by lorries, crazy coaches and of course, the odd wandering goat. Billy and Storm followed me for the last couple of hours of madness, swearing vehemently at a coach driver trying to climb into his top box. We pulled into the hotel in Marrakesh knowing we had experienced something very special together. Billy’s comment? ‘Nice riding there Pats’. Oh and it was. Sheer madness but I loved every second of it. I’ve also done the Bosnia trip. Again, unforgettable experiences.

So, the story of the Chinese bikes is Asia.
Another great experience. I’ve spent around 6 weeks for the last 2 winters on a small island in Thailand, riding a 125 scooter in flip flops and helmetless. Yeah I know, but there’s very little traffic and it’s what the locals do. And you only fall off if you’re drunk. I had one ‘I need to seriously concentrate’ experience, but got back to my room without falling off.

This year, on my son’s recommendation (he’s ridden Vietnam Thailand and Laos on a 125) I decided to go to Laos and do ‘The Pakse loop’. Four days riding to visit waterfalls, via tarmac roads, but always ending up doing miles on red, boulder-strewn, big-holes tracks. Riding over those dodgy wooden bridges you see in adventure movies. Crossing a river on one of those tiny boats, held together by bamboo poles and rope. Eating dreadful food, staying in very basic accommodation on a 90cc, ‘somethingorother’ Chinese bike. Seeing the most stunning waterfalls ever. And having more fun than I could ever imagine. I realized that I was being viewed as somewhat unusual by the 20/30 somethings on the loop. Took me a while to realise I was the only 60+ granny on a bike they’d ever come across!

So, next? Well I’m desperate to get back to Asia, I’ve booked The Grand Tour with Magellan, oh, and I’ve bought a tiny vintage caravan (ssh don’t tell) just in case none of the above happens.

 

If you think a motorbike tour of Morocco could be one of your top life experiences too, take a look at our guided tour departures in 2021/2022